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Joke of the Day

"I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control."

"BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured."

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down"

"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."

"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"

"When my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed My name, my address, my phone number"

"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."

"Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk? Because he was stuck in denial."

"Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?"