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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down"

"Why are Asians bad at golf? They don't know how to drive."

"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."

"After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do."

"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"

"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""

"First rule to losing weight as a political world leader You only get out what you Putin."

"What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"