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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured."

"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"

"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."

"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"

"*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you're all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I'm weird."

"Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up"

"Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague."

"Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out."

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"