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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"

"Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now. He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

"Enough is Enough! No like seriously they're the same word."

"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."

"How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else."

"Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry."

"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"

"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."

"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"

"I'll never understand why anyone would want to kidnap a child, kids suck."