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"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."
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"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."
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"Q: Where does an ape sleep? A: In an apricot."
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
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"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."
"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"
"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."