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Joke of the Day

"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."

"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was The Wall."

"Mayweather's formula of victory Victory = (Hugs + Runs) * 12"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP: [clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs"

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"ME:*lying*omg i have an identical twin too DATE:wow we should all meet up [cut to us at a house of mirrors] DATE: your brother is quiet"

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]"