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Joke of the Day
"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."
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"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."
"Just once, I want someone to kick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."
"What do you call batman when he misses church? Christian Bail"
"There's no ""k"" in team either. This is fun. What other letters aren't in team?"
"*forward*reverse*forward* *reverse*forward*reverse*... --someone in an electric wheelchair giving a blowjob."
"What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them."
"No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard."
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"