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Joke of the Day
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy"
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"How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'"
"Bono switched from Google to Bing But he still hasn't found what he's looking for"
"Bought some expensive neck cream. Directions say to apply it twice daily. If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen."
"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"
"Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries"
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence."
"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."
"Did you hear how high the offshore banker's salary is? I heard he makes boatloads."
"I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife."