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"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."
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"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""
"Is the word ""necessarily"" exclusively proceeded by the word ""not""? Not necessarily."
"There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital... ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? What's up my nigga?!"
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"
"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""
"How many baby's does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent"