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"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."

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"The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge ""I dont recognize this court!"" ""Why?"" asked the Judge. ""Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."""
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"This is why I failed out of collage."
"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."
"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"
"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."
"Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies"
"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"
"This is how I like to review my books: I look at their prose and cons."