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Joke of the Day
"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""
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"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"There's a huge party at the orphanage tonight Their parents are gone."
"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"
"A white girl walks into a bar She passes it with flying colors and becomes a top lawyer"
"What do they call a whore's fart? A Prosti-Toot"
"At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a ""crowbar"" has nothing to do with crows either."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"Potatoes are high in carbs. 'Baked' potatoes are just high."
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."