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Joke of the Day

"MAYOR: I now present you a key to the city ME: So long, suckers! *hops in city and drives away* MAYOR: Come back! I need that for work!"

"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"

"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Me and my Girlfriend just broke up We had different views on history, I wanted to Hitler and she was just Stalin."

"Monday morning, still sore from my run and all I have at work is acetaminophen, meaning if I take it I can't drink until like 11AM."

"What's black, has eight legs, and makes a woman scream? Gangrape"

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."

"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"

"What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits? Oranges and peaches."

"What does the secret service man say to the other secret service man when he has to go to the bathroom? Hold on I have to take Obama to the White house."