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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."
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"I thought the wife was joking... ...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert. Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva"
"A man walks into a bar.. ""Ow, my head"" he says."
"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"
"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."
"Brazil - Germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... I watched Brokeback Mountain with my Dad."
"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."
"There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth? Two marks."
"What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke? Close the door and go to /r/Eyebleach."
"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"