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Joke of the Day
"I don't get why I got fired today I was just doing my job... Stalking"
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"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"
"""Single and ready to Pringle."" - my Friday nights :("
"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"
"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."
"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."
"Kill the man Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""
"This morning I woke up, got out, and went for a five mile run That's the last time I try to push start a car by myself."
"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"Hey girl, are you a grape? Because you are raisin my dick"