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Joke of the Day
"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."
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"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"
"Who called them potatoes & not the motherchip."
"[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU"
"If Ebenezer Scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? A Baa-Homburg!"
"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped 6 when he was 4."
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."
"Why did the blind man cross the road? Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)"
"So I said 'I love you' but he didn't say it back. We haven't spoken since. Maybe he just needs space. Vet: Your cat's fine. You can go now."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""