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Joke of the Day

"""Single and ready to Pringle."" - my Friday nights :("

"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"It has been reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism due to the high Mercury content."

"My problem is I don't like working out in front of people or when I'm alone."

"That awkward moment when your phone auto-corrects ""I wanna do it"" to ""I wanna donut"" because it knows you're fat."

"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."

"Pope joins twitter. Quits being Pope. Takes twittercide to a whole new level. Your move, drama queens."

"I like my women like I like my chocolate... White."