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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."

"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."

"Has anyone out there tried ""Starbucks"" coffee? It's really good. I think that they have a location in LA."

"Charles Dickens' book on wine making, Grape Expectations."

"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"

"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."

"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there."

"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."