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Joke of the Day

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting"

"How's a divorce like a hurricane... There's a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house."

"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."

"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"What did one architect say to the other? ""I see the floor in your plan."""

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"