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Joke of the Day

"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay."

"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."

"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"

"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"

"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."

"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."

"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."

"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"