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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song."
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"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."
"""This is a robbery! Be cool and nobody gets hurt!"" ME: *starts vaping*"
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."
"I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"
"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."
"Wife: The police are here asking about a break in at the pet store Me from within a pile of puppies: Tell them I'm not here."