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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the ""Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."""

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"*does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* ""Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"""

"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"

"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"

"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? Nevermind he woke up!"

"I'm unclear on that of which you speak. Please elaborate, Willis."

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining."