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Joke of the Day

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"

"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"

"The year is 2045. Favstar Bot 32 becomes self aware and deletes our top tweets."

"TIL the word ""Muppet"" is a combination of ""marionette"" and ""puppet"". It's like how the word ""mobster"" is a combination of ""man"" and ""lobster""."

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"What is a zombie's favorite restaurant? Subway: East flesh!"

"Yesterday my dad told me if he saw me on the computer latenight again... He would smash my head into my keyHDJbdvxhjJDKLXUXBgshdjcmcnGxcNdnckcoNcbcjxndbcjcjkxndJdhhshdbdn"

"Dear time, more weekend please."

"I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell ""No Soliciting"" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell."