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Joke of the Day

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"Rumour has it that I got a new computer today... It's Adele!"

"Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut? He landed on Uranus"

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."

"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"

"What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!"

"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."

"A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings"

"Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? Because you just slid right out of my asshole."