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Joke of the Day

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name."

"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."

"I adopted a highway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I don't love him as much as I love my biological highways."

"Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City."

"Ugly is in the eye of the beholder as well."

"I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this"

"My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it"

"Can a match box? No, but a tin can!"