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Joke of the Day

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."

"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."

"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !"

"Now that it's all blown over, those Alton Towers victims should look on the bright side. Free parking."

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."