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Joke of the Day

"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"

"My first time having sex was a lot like my first time in church.. Actually, come to think of it, it was my first time in church."

"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"

"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"

"Why weren't the baked beans heating up? They were just chilling"

"Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder."

"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."

"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"