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Joke of the Day
"I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab."
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"Graphic designers just aren't my type."
"What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They haven't met yet."
"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."
"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"
"Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire."
"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !"
"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."