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Joke of the Day

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist in have common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."

"Is that really your rectal temperature? Nah, I just pulled it out of my ass."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."

"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."

"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"I constantly google ""how to put your kids up for adoption"" so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I'm not messing around."

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"I didn't feel right so I went to the doctor. He only takes one look at me and says, ""Well son, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" I asked. ""So I can examine you."""

"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"