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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside."

"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."

"The number of Pina coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many."

"Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon"

"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."

"so a singularity is something with no mass and infinite density... ...basically describing donald trump's brain."

"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"

"Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you last left him."

"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""