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Joke of the Day
"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."
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"Ethics of the police"
"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."
"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."
"The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills."
"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"
"Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that."
"What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"