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Joke of the Day
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."
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"If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people, they're the ones who keep having gay babies."
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"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."
"Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"
"Why did the demon get arrested? Posession"
"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"