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Joke of the Day

"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything."

"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"

"While shopping for a new phone I found that they offer this thing called 'phone calls'. Has anyone used this? Is it an app?"

"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""

"I also like my women like I like my coffee... ...cheaply imported from Brazil"

"I sold my sole to the Devil yesterday... He was pretty pissed off when he found out it wasn't a typo."

"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"

"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"