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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."
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"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"
"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"
"My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates."
"Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days"
"hot singles are in your area, merging together into a plurality, a hot leviathan. the time for chat is over. this is not your area anymore"
"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"
"*walks up to little girl* ""Honey, is your dad in jail?"" ""No, why?"" ""Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."""
"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""