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Joke of the Day
"My 19 yo cousin told me this one What did Euler find in the toilet? Natural log"
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"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."
"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"
"Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."
"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."
"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"
"WARNING: If you see posts offering free clips of Justin Bieber's new album, DO NOT CLICK. They link to free clips of Bieber's new album."
"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."