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Joke of the Day
"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"
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"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"
"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."
"Did you hear about the old Italian chef? He pasta way"
"Me: Yeah man, got her right where I want her Bartender: Oh yeah? Me: Yup, sitting at home while the cable man works on th ::rushes home::"
"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."
"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"
"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"
"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."
"Last night I got too drunk and sensibly took a bus home Pretty proud of myself...Never drove a bus before."