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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"

"Some Doctors see Private Clients Other Doctors see their Client's Privates."

"My girlfriend is really loud during sex. I don't know why, she knows nobody is coming to help her."

"[on a date with a teacher] Me: your eyes are beautiful Her: yours too Me:*leans in, whispers* can i kiss you Her: i don't know CAN YOU"

"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."

"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"

"What do you call a muslim sitting on a plane? A passenger"

"Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort? Because of his hex appeal."

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."