97377

Joke of the Day

"My coworkers sending dirty messages to other coworkers when I leave my computer unlocked is why I have trust issues. ... and dates."

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."

"The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan."

"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"

"As I've gotten older, my answer to any problem, more and more, is ""burn it down""."

"How Does Moses Make His Tea? Hebrews it"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !"