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Joke of the Day

"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""

"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."

"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."

"How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until daddy gets home"

"What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs."

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"I saw a man at the beach screaming, ""Help, shark, help!"" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him."

"What piece of furniture can you find in a gay frat house? A bromosectional"

"The cat is heat and keeps presenting herself to the dog I'm just sitting here with my finger hovering above the record button."

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."