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Joke of the Day
"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."
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"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"
"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."
"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."
"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"
"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"
"Why Cant Girls Count To 70? .....Because 69 is a mouthful"
"Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I."
"what kinda bees make milk. boobies...."