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Joke of the Day

"Silkworms Two silkworms had a race It ended in a tie."

"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."

"My dogs wouldn't pee this morning They didn't do squat"

"Hi guys! Nick is very handsome and an amazing cook. Are there any nice girls interested inMOM GET OFF MY TWITTER YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING"

"Moses and Joshua found a class of water in the fridge... They decided to split it."

"If gravity were a person... He'd be pretty down to earth."

"Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs."

"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"

"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"

"""Ben Carson makes stuff up"" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner."