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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man at the beach screaming, ""Help, shark, help!"" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him."

"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"

"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."

"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"

"Most of the lies I tell aren't even true."

"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."

"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."

"What is the difference between Black men and white men? Black men can't fuck ""Alexis Texas"""

"What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports? The Devil's advocado."

"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"