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Joke of the Day

"Why should every woman know a C++ programmer? Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss."

"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"

"After an argument with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I don't like to be spoken to in that tone of voice."

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"Short simple fish joke A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a concrete wall looks up and says ,dam!"

"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."

"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."

"What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution? They put their head into it."

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."