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Joke of the Day
"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."
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"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"Saw a phone booth. Hopped in. Came out. Didn't become Superman. Now it just looks like I was hiding while that lady was getting mugged."
"What's the difference between a circus and a whore house? One has a cunning array of stunts."
"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."
"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"
"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."
"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"
"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."
"What's Michigan's favorite beer? PbR"