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Joke of the Day

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line."

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( )"

"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college."

"Two peanuts walking down a street One was a salted...."

"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

"You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse."