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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna win that PS4 from Taco Bell tomorrow"
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"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"
"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Boobies Teehehehhe"
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
"If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone? ""*No!*"" Wanna to go camping?"
"What do Germans call a flying jew? Smoke."
"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."
"[First Date] HER: I love dogs. ME: [Trying to impress her] Waiter, give us your finest Labrador - medium rare."
"1 out of 10 dentists doesn't care what you brush with, he just wants to fondle you while you're gassed."