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Joke of the Day

"If I could go back in time & change any event that would alter the course of history: I probably wouldn't have super sized that fry order."

"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"

"For all of us singles out there... Happy Ballantine's day!!"

"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."

"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."

"What is the last thing on a Mosquito's mind when it hits a car windshield? It's Asshole."

"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."

"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."

"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."

"This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane"