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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing on a Mosquito's mind when it hits a car windshield? It's Asshole."

"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."

"I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities."

"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"

"I would make a 9/11 joke But that would just be plane wrong."

"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."

"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "

"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."