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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."
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"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."
"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."
"Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover."
"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""
"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."