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Joke of the Day

"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."

"Still mourning the horrible death on 12/5/2013 Yesterday, a great man died. His name was Todd Mills, the inventer of the Doritos Locos Taco."

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"My father has the heart of a lion... And also a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."

"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"

"Political(& Subtle) Joke Why was the Tree afraid of the Bush? Because the Bush did 9/11"

"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."

"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."

"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"