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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"
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"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."
"""Hey! Aren't you that guy from the village people?"" Me, to every cop who pulls me over"
"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."
"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."
"""Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."
"When Mike got arrested they told him ""Anything you say will be held against you."" Mike said ""Claudia Schiffer's breasts."""
"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"
"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."