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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."
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"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."
"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"
"Q: How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed? A: Depressed."
"America's Got (a very loose definition of what constitutes) Talent."
"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."
"TIFU by hiring a hooker for the wife experience She took all my money and went shoe shopping."
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."
"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"