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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you squish a synagogue? Jews"

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"The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again."
"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."
"So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you!"
"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"
"What grazes in the Higgs Field? The Higgs Bison!"
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"What is the Phobia for chainsaws called? Common sense"
"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."
"when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting."