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Joke of the Day
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"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""
"Which of these is out of place in this list? Wife, Blowjob, Meat, Eggs. Well you can beat your meat, beat your wife, and beat your eggs, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat."
"I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky. I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver."
"The Dirty Dancing lift, except I'm throwing her off a cliff."
"Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague."
"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."
"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."
"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"