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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear"
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"Only dead fish go with the flow."
"If I had a time machine and could travel to any time imaginable, I know in my heart I'd probably just set that thing to lunchtime."
"DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?"
"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."
"If Gandalf was a women, what color would her robes be? Red."
"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."
"[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere"
"""That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice."" No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate"