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Joke of the Day

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."

"First, that jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and then his stupid car got paint on my key!"

"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."

"How did the chewing gum cross the road? By sticking to the chicken's foot."

"Ghosts wear sheets because nobody's scared of sleeping bags."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"

"I got kicked out of the library for putting a ""Women's Rights"" book in the the fiction section."

"Someone asked me if I like fish balls. I don't know, I've never attended one."